Perfect lover .....damn
Too many pending tags to post ....I have few pending tags by Jaggu Chetah (which will have to wait ) but I decided to post on the tag by trinity angel because it is about the perfect lover . ..now isnt that something to think about ?
All these years I have not thought about the 8 different points about the perfect lover (dai , pervert dogs ...dont imagine any crap now ) .What I am trying to say is that every girl is beautiful in her own ways (I can hear claps by the same group which clapped in silverine's post ;)) . And I dont want to show any discrimination .So I try to give equal chances to all girls and , of course , I am so generous that I allocate room in my heart for every girl .This means every girl is special to me ,which, in turn means that I havent thought about what I am looking for in my perfect lover.Enough of the $h!t ...lets get on with the game...
Rules of the game are...
1. The tagged victim has to come up with 8 different points of their perfect lover.
2. Need to mention the sex of the target.
3. Tag 8 victims to join this game & leave a comment on their comments saying they’ve been tagged.
4. If tagged the 2nd time, there’s no need to post again.
Sex of the target :
gujilies a.k.a figures a.ka.girls
Since words fail me when I try to describe my perfect lover , I will use names of personalities,characters and other attributes ( I meant this in a software engineer's language ) to describe her.
As the universal truth aplies here too , the advice (as in the above paragraph ) is meant only for others and not me .So if you find any girl who matches the above 8 conditions please let me know :)
I am not tagging anyone here......
All these years I have not thought about the 8 different points about the perfect lover (dai , pervert dogs ...dont imagine any crap now ) .What I am trying to say is that every girl is beautiful in her own ways (I can hear claps by the same group which clapped in silverine's post ;)) . And I dont want to show any discrimination .So I try to give equal chances to all girls and , of course , I am so generous that I allocate room in my heart for every girl .This means every girl is special to me ,which, in turn means that I havent thought about what I am looking for in my perfect lover.Enough of the $h!t ...lets get on with the game...
Rules of the game are...
1. The tagged victim has to come up with 8 different points of their perfect lover.
2. Need to mention the sex of the target.
3. Tag 8 victims to join this game & leave a comment on their comments saying they’ve been tagged.
4. If tagged the 2nd time, there’s no need to post again.
Sex of the target :
gujilies a.k.a figures a.ka.girls
Since words fail me when I try to describe my perfect lover , I will use names of personalities,characters and other attributes ( I meant this in a software engineer's language ) to describe her.
- Remember Bhagyashree in Main Pyar Kiya and Juhi Chawla in Qayamat Se Qayamat tak ? These movies must have been released when I was in kindergarden or in 1st std.I think I was in love with these 2 women .Since first love is something we cant forget , I could prefer my girl to be in line with these ladies .(Note - I didnt like Juhi in any other movie .From now on if mention a movie name , it means I liked the actress in that movie and as that particular character only and her presence in any other movie as any other character has no impact on me ) .
- I have been in love with Sonali Bendre many a times .So shades of Sonali Bendre needed in my perfect lover :D.
- Amala in Agninatchatiram (Tamil ) and Siva (Telugu ) .I fell for her when she said her name as oru li , rendu li ..anju li ( in agninatchatiram ) .I envy Nagarjun ..because he got to marry her ...the only reason being I was a very small kid then :(( .
- Amrita Rao trys to tell her dad about her boy friend Sagar but she ends up asking if her dad needs more sugar in coffee.This Bru ad left me dreaming about her .So Amrita rao can become my girlfriend if she tries a bit hard ;)
- Genelia D'Souza in boys ( Tamil ) ..Now ..Witchyangel , tamilponnu and all others ..keep away from commenting anything nasty about her ...Shes super cute ponnu :) .
- Asin - Isnt she a goddess ? Ghazini (Tamil) is the movie that had guys going crazy about her .I am sure some guy is going to build a temple for her ....Isnt this the trend in Tamil Nadu now ?
- The above 6 points can be overlooked if her dad is stinking rich .I guess no more explaination is needed .
- If she has a beautiful younger unmarried sister , then she has more chances of being my girl (I am referring to the elder one here ) :).
As the universal truth aplies here too , the advice (as in the above paragraph ) is meant only for others and not me .So if you find any girl who matches the above 8 conditions please let me know :)
I am not tagging anyone here......


67 Comments:
:) Nice way of putting down 8 points...
So u want all these different shades in ur perfect lover... Ans one common thing... all are cute in their own way...
Good going!!!
NTPK ku perfect example nee thaan da, unnoda college pasangaluku idhee pozheppa poochu
"peeraasai perumnashtam"
nee indhe maadhiri expect pannaradhula thappu illai ... but ponn idhuku mela expect pannina unnoda nelamai yenna aarudhu nu yosicheeya?
nee oru bipasha basu ku aasai padelam, aana andhe bipasha basu'um oru john abraham or above payyanuku aasai padum, be careful what u wish 4
iruhkeh - engeh vithu paathi! - number kuduhkava?
the only reason being I was a very small kid then :(( .
----ethani per dah ipdhi amala pathi sohluvingeh??
kalakkitei ... ;)
Jagan u have big list of girls. I agree that every gril is beautyful in one way. my all time crush is trisha.
Appadi! indha pasanga irrklae! especially star struck guys!...hehe...list was good!
"All that it matters is how perfect you are as couples and not how perfect you are as individuals "-->supper dialogue!
the younger sister one was smart...!
"Every girl is beautiful in her own ways and no girl is perfect" ==> nice one..
inga mention pannuna ponnugal mattum thaana? illa vera yaarum irrukaangala?
@samy:- namma bipasha basu vukkum aasai padalam, tea glass kum aasaipadalam...adhu namma wish...but kidaikiradhu mattum thaan kidakum.....adhukaga namma aasai paduradhai vida mudaadhu...got it dude?
LOL...
hey , y dont u try mixing up all the 'shades' u wnt in photoshop and put up dat pic in the blog..dat would be entertainig..
hey jagan beware...u gonna land with 8 gals...
juhi, bhagyasri, sonali, amala, amrita, asin, genilia...ayioo list is too big...
hehehe...neat-a mudichutenga! and amala is sure cute in agni natchathiram! :)
and good that many people are opting for the 'i'm not tagging anyone' option!! ;)
yea.. Visitra is lending you a hand.. Hand over ur number.. we'll pass em out.. along with ur resume. LOL ;)
Genelia D'Souza - EWWWww.... she looks like a 11 yr old, and needs braces.
........ewwww continues......
In summary: you want somebody with Asin's looks, cuteness of Genelia, homeliness of Bhagyashree, figure of sonali, naughty chutti person like amala and the girl must be rich?! Hmmm...all the best my man:)
ahahha! ennada...neeyum matikitiya?
enna ezhuda sonna vikki paiyan..:)
appuram enna matter da?
me the call u before u leave...stuck up with this damn work!
Jagan enna achu?Unga veetla unnakku kalyanam pesi mudhichadalya endha blog ? Unnakku ponnu eva thanu decide ayachu.... eppo poi indha polambala?
Dei, 8 different pointsnu sollitu fulla external beauty requirementsa mention panirkae?? Internal beauty ellam yaaru kanakku... vayasuaanna external beauty gonema kanna...
Athuthan MALL la oru patti nee avangla look vitathum annalum nookinaan avalum nookinal rangeku unkita vandhu ungaloda love life pathi discuss panna vanthanga illa... Appovae nee discuss panirukkunum... Anyways... All the best and Happy Married Life...
the last two points abt ur perfect luvah!! sounds a lot more like a dalda dappa memeber!! ;)
u go kaalpulle!!
..p..
Hahaha... will definitely let you know! :D
continuation from Tamil Ponnu's comment....
Jagan, even you have to admit that her eyebrows look a little bit dodgy
wow.. un expectations jaasthiya irukkumnu paathein.. paravaillai.. rombe realistica dhan irukku..
ivanga ovvoruthar thani thaniyaa vanthaale manage panrathu kashtam.... ithula ellaaroda shades venumaa? kashtam thaan.....
am pretty much sure that u will end up being a bachelor throughout ur life, if you are waiting for your perfect lover!!!
u have nicely put up ur thoughts though. good work...
Childish-Like Bhagyashree in MPK
Chirpy-Like Juhi in QSQT
Aweome figure-Like Sonali
Long Hair-Like Amala
Pretty-Like Amrita Rao (of corz its coz of her surname;)
Genelia Ponnu-tareyille
I think the only point that will come true for u is..
# The above 6 points can be overlooked if her dad is stinking rich .I guess no more explaination is needed
GOod luck with that..
Appreciate ur last line..
Wish you the best.
Clap Clap Clap and one tappa on your head for "the advice is meant only for others and not me
So my applause is for the guy who takes up your advice.
Hmm lemme put on my thinking cap ( it's quite worn out due to underuse) and analyse your dream girl.
I loved Juhi and Bhagyashree in the movies you mentioned. They were fresh as morning dew drops.Both have retained that freshness in looks at least till now.
I would suggest hiring a lab with a scientist who is good at cloning humans and then stalk these ladies and get their DNA by hook or by injection and make ourself your PERFECT LOVER !!! ROFL
Your list is as impossible as mine he he :))
p.s. I bow to that perfect line that ad agencies struggle to come up to sell their clients product!
"every girl is beautiful in her own ways. ....All that it matters is how perfect you are as couples and not how perfect you are as individuals"
I think you now now leave coding and join an ad agency. :|
:)
Yadda Yadda...ofcos I understand why you wont do any tags from me or any other guys for that matter!! :P. And along comes a tag from a Girl and you complete it even before you read the complete tag!!:P:P...Its ok dude.. the problem is not you but your age:P
And good luck on finding that
purrrfect all weather Gurl....
Cheerss!!
aaga jagan.. btw i m Trinity Teal not Trinity angel ok.. high expectations .. all da best.
and btw, happi republic day!
@art - thanks ..i want not just these shades in my perfect lover ..there are more but the tag was only for 8 points ;) .
@swamy - haloo maams ..y ezhuluthufying college into this matter ? btw ,as u said i may not get the girl in reality ...so i can only dream .and y sud i limit my dreams ? logic ah ?so let me dream as much as i can ..atlest .
@visithra - u kno some girl like that ...seekrama number kudu .I is the come is the malasyia soon :d
@div - danks ..danks ..
@jeevan - trisha is also good machi ..but not in my list da ..so she is all urs ;)
@ramses - danks ..danks ..I guess am watching too movies and hence antha super dialogues :) .
and about being smart abt younger sister - nanga ellam smart by birth ;)
@my days are counted - thanks machi ..the list of gilrs is pretty long maams. and ur msg to swamy is something I agree completely :d)
@divya.b - photoshop ah ..I havent played around with these softwares ..Have you ? y dont u give it a shot ? help me to see my dream girl :d
@sophia - with 8 girls ..now does that sound cool ..with well-wishers like u , my life sud definitely get better :-)
@vani vishwanathan - tanks ..amala is really cute ..and as for the tagging part - I hav got too many and I kno how it feels :d
@tamilponnu - Yeah ..I have asked visithra for the number ;) .
as for genelia - according to http://www.us.imdb.com/name/nm1299510/ , she was born on 5th Aug 1987
@lavanya - thanks ..thanks ..u kno any one like that ?
@ibh - saw ur tag :) ..waiting for ur call machi ..ofc , some more kalasification is fun :d
@anon - dai ...ni rombha pesurey .. i will buy you a kuchi mittai ..keep quiet ;)
@priya - thalai ..ellam unga asirvatham thaan ..every moment i live as DD member :) ..namma loyalty ku ethavuthu gift unda ?
@jo - thanks :d
@wicked angel - evolo thairiyam iruntha , even after warning u guys , u cud write such a comment ? ..As a punishment , I will request all bloggers to post pics of indian food ..
@eclectic blogger - realistic expectations ..he he ..thanks machi :)
@kuttichuvaru - machi , nanga singam le ..8 figure sarva sadaranama sammalipoom :d
@mirage - end up as bachelor ah ? no way ..u r underestimating my talents ;)
@rays of sun - ur tamil is getting better day by day i guess :d .and as for amrita rao - i scrapped u in orkut .read my response there :)
@thanu - ha ha ..if that happens , wont life b fun :).thanks for ur wishes .
@matt - ha ha ..ni num bathikka pattu irrupey polla irrukey :)
@silverine - ha ha ..ofc ..the list is impossible .
and ur suggestion rejikted (read as rejected ) ...neways am glad my post had u using ur thinking cap.
@silverine (again) - hey , i assume tht u r not making a sarcastic statement . So i take that as compliment .I will definitely join an ad agency when u start one :)
@jaguu- na na .. u misread things out here ..i wrote the tag not because it was from a girl but rather because it was about a girl :) ...
@trinity teal - u r freaking so sweet that i thought u r an angel ;)
aaga mothathula... nee oru vayasulerundhu...tamil mattum illama.. puriyudho illayo matha language heriones ellaraiyum paathu jollu vida aarambichu..innum adhu mudinja paada illanu solla varey... neee thirundha innoru jenmam podhumaaa???
tata
sukku
@jagan: that was a compliment :)
Hey Jagan...Nice post there...so u getting married...dei..atleast oru formality kkagavaathu enna kalyaanathukku koopdu da..anyway me gonna convey this gud news to DV..*Wink* He wud be too happy to know he is not alone..Again *Wink*
unaku romba periya manasa..ivlo gals'ku edam kudukra.. if u r expecting such qualities in a gal.. then u have 2 get married atleast 10times..
This point is super cool! *cheers*
The above 6 points can be overlooked if her dad is stinking rich .I guess no more explaination is needed .
:D
sonali bendre...you said it man! what about katrina kaif? lol..funny post.
Aaduna Silk-u
Paaduna Revadhi
Oduna Kushbu..
Paduththaa...
Haha, enna UzhaippaaLi Rajni maadhri list idhu?
Cute ones though..:-)
hi: its my first visit to your blog and i really liked it. well, to say the least, yours was a refreshing style after some stero-type eight points that i have read on many blogs. if it was juhi for you, i was bowled over by preity zinta in dil se. and that bru advert is really great!!
Happy Birthday Appu ;)
gift venuuma machi??
wat abt pinja seruppu??
U.S ku parcel pannatta?? ;)
..p..
Wish you a many more Happy Writens of the Day da. :)
Belated Birthday wishes Jagan. Have a wonderful year ahead:)
And treeeeaaat!!!!
@sukhanya - nanga ethana jenmam eduthalum therintha porathu illai :d
@silverine - danks ..wen r u starting ur advertising company ?
@shiv - halo ...kalyanama ..ennakka ? chance eh illai
@hells angel - yup ..am ready for it ;-)
@dreamvendor- danks machi ..i guess u too think in same lines .
@mind curry - ofc ..katrina kaif is ther in the list . these buggers hav put the rule tht u must list 8 points ..so if i include my other dream girls , the list goes on .
@vinesh - machi...ennale verum list thaaan poda mudiyum da ...vera enna panurathu ..
@kaushik - welcome here dude ..and hey i missed preity zinda ...i liked her in the perk ad .
@visthra - not my bday machi ...too early :-) ..
@priya - ni overa pesurey ..apporam paru feel panna pora ..
@jeevan - its not my bday ..i had written a comment on visithra's post :d
@yours truly - illa ..illai ennoda bday january le illai :d
GOOD 8 Points! I am tagged for the same topic by ANC. your list is quite impressive!:)
Jagan, birthday illenaa poittu pogudhu vidu. But Treat enge? Eppo? :D
good choices....brahma kitta solli vacha manufacture pannuvaru
ha ha
@vamsee - thanks ...am waiting to read ur post on this :d-)
@wicked angel - bday illai thaan but i am waiting for my gifts :-)
@chennai pages - ayyo ..i cant wait that long :-)
mapi..
kalakkita da mappla..n btw thnx for not taggin any1...:D
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Looks like you have a new profession in hand author of the best seller "how to madichify a girl in 7 days ??"by Jagan partha
@me a rebel - danks ba ..
@shivshankar - ethu nalla idea va irrukkey ? ofc , i may need some help from experts like u :-)
Ennamo poda!! yengoyoo poitta..Ana nee ennum maralaya. :-)
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