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Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Perfect lover .....damn

Too many pending tags to post ....I have few pending tags by Jaggu Chetah (which will have to wait ) but I decided to post on the tag by trinity angel because it is about the perfect lover . ..now isnt that something to think about ?

All these years I have not thought about the 8 different points about the perfect lover (dai , pervert dogs ...dont imagine any crap now ) .What I am trying to say is that every girl is beautiful in her own ways (I can hear claps by the same group which clapped in silverine's post ;)) . And I dont want to show any discrimination .So I try to give equal chances to all girls and , of course , I am so generous that I allocate room in my heart for every girl .This means every girl is special to me ,which, in turn means that I havent thought about what I am looking for in my perfect lover.Enough of the $h!t ...lets get on with the game...

Rules of the game are...

1. The tagged victim has to come up with 8 different points of their perfect lover.
2. Need to mention the sex of the target.
3. Tag 8 victims to join this game & leave a comment on their comments saying they’ve been tagged.
4. If tagged the 2nd time, there’s no need to post again.

Sex of the target :
gujilies a.k.a figures a.ka.girls

Since words fail me when I try to describe my perfect lover , I will use names of personalities,characters and other attributes ( I meant this in a software engineer's language ) to describe her.
  • Remember Bhagyashree in Main Pyar Kiya and Juhi Chawla in Qayamat Se Qayamat tak ? These movies must have been released when I was in kindergarden or in 1st std.I think I was in love with these 2 women .Since first love is something we cant forget , I could prefer my girl to be in line with these ladies .(Note - I didnt like Juhi in any other movie .From now on if mention a movie name , it means I liked the actress in that movie and as that particular character only and her presence in any other movie as any other character has no impact on me ) .
  • I have been in love with Sonali Bendre many a times .So shades of Sonali Bendre needed in my perfect lover :D.
  • Amala in Agninatchatiram (Tamil ) and Siva (Telugu ) .I fell for her when she said her name as oru li , rendu li ..anju li ( in agninatchatiram ) .I envy Nagarjun ..because he got to marry her ...the only reason being I was a very small kid then :(( .
  • Amrita Rao trys to tell her dad about her boy friend Sagar but she ends up asking if her dad needs more sugar in coffee.This Bru ad left me dreaming about her .So Amrita rao can become my girlfriend if she tries a bit hard ;)
  • Genelia D'Souza in boys ( Tamil ) ..Now ..Witchyangel , tamilponnu and all others ..keep away from commenting anything nasty about her ...Shes super cute ponnu :) .
  • Asin - Isnt she a goddess ? Ghazini (Tamil) is the movie that had guys going crazy about her .I am sure some guy is going to build a temple for her ....Isnt this the trend in Tamil Nadu now ?
  • The above 6 points can be overlooked if her dad is stinking rich .I guess no more explaination is needed .
  • If she has a beautiful younger unmarried sister , then she has more chances of being my girl (I am referring to the elder one here ) :).
So the 8 points are done ...But wait guys ..let me tell you something - As I said earlier every girl is beautiful in her own ways and no girl is perfect ( I am not saying guys are perfect either ) .All that it matters is how perfect you are as couples and not how perfect you are as individuals (Silverine ..u still clapping ?? ) .You guys got the message ?

As the universal truth aplies here too , the advice (as in the above paragraph ) is meant only for others and not me .So if you find any girl who matches the above 8 conditions please let me know :)

I am not tagging anyone here......

posted by Jagan at Wednesday, January 25, 2006

67 Comments:

Blogger Art said...

:) Nice way of putting down 8 points...

So u want all these different shades in ur perfect lover... Ans one common thing... all are cute in their own way...

Good going!!!

Wednesday, January 25, 2006 8:56:00 AM  
Blogger SamY said...

NTPK ku perfect example nee thaan da, unnoda college pasangaluku idhee pozheppa poochu

"peeraasai perumnashtam"

nee indhe maadhiri expect pannaradhula thappu illai ... but ponn idhuku mela expect pannina unnoda nelamai yenna aarudhu nu yosicheeya?

nee oru bipasha basu ku aasai padelam, aana andhe bipasha basu'um oru john abraham or above payyanuku aasai padum, be careful what u wish 4

Wednesday, January 25, 2006 10:07:00 AM  
Blogger visithra said...

iruhkeh - engeh vithu paathi! - number kuduhkava?

the only reason being I was a very small kid then :(( .
----ethani per dah ipdhi amala pathi sohluvingeh??

Wednesday, January 25, 2006 11:26:00 AM  
Blogger div said...

kalakkitei ... ;)

Wednesday, January 25, 2006 1:56:00 PM  
Blogger Jeevan said...

Jagan u have big list of girls. I agree that every gril is beautyful in one way. my all time crush is trisha.

Wednesday, January 25, 2006 3:27:00 PM  
Blogger Ramses said...

Appadi! indha pasanga irrklae! especially star struck guys!...hehe...list was good!

"All that it matters is how perfect you are as couples and not how perfect you are as individuals "-->supper dialogue!

the younger sister one was smart...!

Wednesday, January 25, 2006 3:56:00 PM  
Blogger My days(Gops) said...

"Every girl is beautiful in her own ways and no girl is perfect" ==> nice one..

inga mention pannuna ponnugal mattum thaana? illa vera yaarum irrukaangala?

@samy:- namma bipasha basu vukkum aasai padalam, tea glass kum aasaipadalam...adhu namma wish...but kidaikiradhu mattum thaan kidakum.....adhukaga namma aasai paduradhai vida mudaadhu...got it dude?
LOL...

Wednesday, January 25, 2006 5:24:00 PM  
Blogger Divya.B said...

hey , y dont u try mixing up all the 'shades' u wnt in photoshop and put up dat pic in the blog..dat would be entertainig..

Wednesday, January 25, 2006 5:24:00 PM  
Blogger sophie said...

hey jagan beware...u gonna land with 8 gals...
juhi, bhagyasri, sonali, amala, amrita, asin, genilia...ayioo list is too big...

Wednesday, January 25, 2006 6:09:00 PM  
Blogger Vani Viswanathan said...

hehehe...neat-a mudichutenga! and amala is sure cute in agni natchathiram! :)
and good that many people are opting for the 'i'm not tagging anyone' option!! ;)

Wednesday, January 25, 2006 7:22:00 PM  
Blogger TamilPonnu said...

yea.. Visitra is lending you a hand.. Hand over ur number.. we'll pass em out.. along with ur resume. LOL ;)

Genelia D'Souza - EWWWww.... she looks like a 11 yr old, and needs braces.






........ewwww continues......

Wednesday, January 25, 2006 8:02:00 PM  
Blogger Lavanya said...

In summary: you want somebody with Asin's looks, cuteness of Genelia, homeliness of Bhagyashree, figure of sonali, naughty chutti person like amala and the girl must be rich?! Hmmm...all the best my man:)

Wednesday, January 25, 2006 8:27:00 PM  
Blogger IBH said...

ahahha! ennada...neeyum matikitiya?

enna ezhuda sonna vikki paiyan..:)

appuram enna matter da?

me the call u before u leave...stuck up with this damn work!

Wednesday, January 25, 2006 9:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jagan enna achu?Unga veetla unnakku kalyanam pesi mudhichadalya endha blog ? Unnakku ponnu eva thanu decide ayachu.... eppo poi indha polambala?
Dei, 8 different pointsnu sollitu fulla external beauty requirementsa mention panirkae?? Internal beauty ellam yaaru kanakku... vayasuaanna external beauty gonema kanna...
Athuthan MALL la oru patti nee avangla look vitathum annalum nookinaan avalum nookinal rangeku unkita vandhu ungaloda love life pathi discuss panna vanthanga illa... Appovae nee discuss panirukkunum... Anyways... All the best and Happy Married Life...

Wednesday, January 25, 2006 10:10:00 PM  
Blogger priya said...

the last two points abt ur perfect luvah!! sounds a lot more like a dalda dappa memeber!! ;)
u go kaalpulle!!

..p..

Wednesday, January 25, 2006 10:46:00 PM  
Blogger Jo said...

Hahaha... will definitely let you know! :D

Wednesday, January 25, 2006 10:51:00 PM  
Blogger WA said...

continuation from Tamil Ponnu's comment....

Jagan, even you have to admit that her eyebrows look a little bit dodgy

Wednesday, January 25, 2006 11:13:00 PM  
Blogger Eclectic Blogger said...

wow.. un expectations jaasthiya irukkumnu paathein.. paravaillai.. rombe realistica dhan irukku..

Wednesday, January 25, 2006 11:34:00 PM  
Blogger kuttichuvaru said...

ivanga ovvoruthar thani thaniyaa vanthaale manage panrathu kashtam.... ithula ellaaroda shades venumaa? kashtam thaan.....

Thursday, January 26, 2006 12:10:00 AM  
Blogger Mirage said...

am pretty much sure that u will end up being a bachelor throughout ur life, if you are waiting for your perfect lover!!!

u have nicely put up ur thoughts though. good work...

Thursday, January 26, 2006 3:14:00 AM  
Blogger Rays Of Sun said...

Childish-Like Bhagyashree in MPK
Chirpy-Like Juhi in QSQT
Aweome figure-Like Sonali
Long Hair-Like Amala
Pretty-Like Amrita Rao (of corz its coz of her surname;)
Genelia Ponnu-tareyille

Thursday, January 26, 2006 9:11:00 AM  
Blogger Thanu said...

I think the only point that will come true for u is..

# The above 6 points can be overlooked if her dad is stinking rich .I guess no more explaination is needed

GOod luck with that..

Thursday, January 26, 2006 9:34:00 AM  
Blogger Matt said...

Appreciate ur last line..
Wish you the best.

Thursday, January 26, 2006 10:12:00 AM  
Blogger silverine said...

Clap Clap Clap and one tappa on your head for "the advice is meant only for others and not me

So my applause is for the guy who takes up your advice.

Hmm lemme put on my thinking cap ( it's quite worn out due to underuse) and analyse your dream girl.
I loved Juhi and Bhagyashree in the movies you mentioned. They were fresh as morning dew drops.Both have retained that freshness in looks at least till now.
I would suggest hiring a lab with a scientist who is good at cloning humans and then stalk these ladies and get their DNA by hook or by injection and make ourself your PERFECT LOVER !!! ROFL

Your list is as impossible as mine he he :))

Thursday, January 26, 2006 12:47:00 PM  
Blogger silverine said...

p.s. I bow to that perfect line that ad agencies struggle to come up to sell their clients product!

"every girl is beautiful in her own ways. ....All that it matters is how perfect you are as couples and not how perfect you are as individuals"

I think you now now leave coding and join an ad agency. :|

Thursday, January 26, 2006 12:49:00 PM  
Anonymous jaguu said...

:)

Yadda Yadda...ofcos I understand why you wont do any tags from me or any other guys for that matter!! :P. And along comes a tag from a Girl and you complete it even before you read the complete tag!!:P:P...Its ok dude.. the problem is not you but your age:P

And good luck on finding that
purrrfect all weather Gurl....

Cheerss!!

Thursday, January 26, 2006 3:15:00 PM  
Blogger Trinity Teal™ said...

aaga jagan.. btw i m Trinity Teal not Trinity angel ok.. high expectations .. all da best.
and btw, happi republic day!

Thursday, January 26, 2006 3:29:00 PM  
Blogger Jagan said...

@art - thanks ..i want not just these shades in my perfect lover ..there are more but the tag was only for 8 points ;) .

@swamy - haloo maams ..y ezhuluthufying college into this matter ? btw ,as u said i may not get the girl in reality ...so i can only dream .and y sud i limit my dreams ? logic ah ?so let me dream as much as i can ..atlest .

Friday, January 27, 2006 12:51:00 AM  
Blogger Jagan said...

@visithra - u kno some girl like that ...seekrama number kudu .I is the come is the malasyia soon :d

@div - danks ..danks ..

@jeevan - trisha is also good machi ..but not in my list da ..so she is all urs ;)

Friday, January 27, 2006 12:59:00 AM  
Blogger Jagan said...

@ramses - danks ..danks ..I guess am watching too movies and hence antha super dialogues :) .
and about being smart abt younger sister - nanga ellam smart by birth ;)

@my days are counted - thanks machi ..the list of gilrs is pretty long maams. and ur msg to swamy is something I agree completely :d)

Friday, January 27, 2006 1:11:00 AM  
Blogger Jagan said...

@divya.b - photoshop ah ..I havent played around with these softwares ..Have you ? y dont u give it a shot ? help me to see my dream girl :d

@sophia - with 8 girls ..now does that sound cool ..with well-wishers like u , my life sud definitely get better :-)

Friday, January 27, 2006 1:14:00 AM  
Blogger Jagan said...

@vani vishwanathan - tanks ..amala is really cute ..and as for the tagging part - I hav got too many and I kno how it feels :d

@tamilponnu - Yeah ..I have asked visithra for the number ;) .

as for genelia - according to http://www.us.imdb.com/name/nm1299510/ , she was born on 5th Aug 1987

Friday, January 27, 2006 1:19:00 AM  
Blogger Jagan said...

@lavanya - thanks ..thanks ..u kno any one like that ?

@ibh - saw ur tag :) ..waiting for ur call machi ..ofc , some more kalasification is fun :d

@anon - dai ...ni rombha pesurey .. i will buy you a kuchi mittai ..keep quiet ;)

Friday, January 27, 2006 1:22:00 AM  
Blogger Jagan said...

@priya - thalai ..ellam unga asirvatham thaan ..every moment i live as DD member :) ..namma loyalty ku ethavuthu gift unda ?


@jo - thanks :d

@wicked angel - evolo thairiyam iruntha , even after warning u guys , u cud write such a comment ? ..As a punishment , I will request all bloggers to post pics of indian food ..

Friday, January 27, 2006 1:25:00 AM  
Blogger Jagan said...

@eclectic blogger - realistic expectations ..he he ..thanks machi :)

@kuttichuvaru - machi , nanga singam le ..8 figure sarva sadaranama sammalipoom :d

@mirage - end up as bachelor ah ? no way ..u r underestimating my talents ;)

Friday, January 27, 2006 1:36:00 AM  
Blogger Jagan said...

@rays of sun - ur tamil is getting better day by day i guess :d .and as for amrita rao - i scrapped u in orkut .read my response there :)

@thanu - ha ha ..if that happens , wont life b fun :).thanks for ur wishes .

@matt - ha ha ..ni num bathikka pattu irrupey polla irrukey :)

Friday, January 27, 2006 1:39:00 AM  
Blogger Jagan said...

@silverine - ha ha ..ofc ..the list is impossible .

and ur suggestion rejikted (read as rejected ) ...neways am glad my post had u using ur thinking cap.

@silverine (again) - hey , i assume tht u r not making a sarcastic statement . So i take that as compliment .I will definitely join an ad agency when u start one :)

Friday, January 27, 2006 1:42:00 AM  
Blogger Jagan said...

@jaguu- na na .. u misread things out here ..i wrote the tag not because it was from a girl but rather because it was about a girl :) ...


@trinity teal - u r freaking so sweet that i thought u r an angel ;)

Friday, January 27, 2006 1:45:00 AM  
Blogger sukhanya said...

aaga mothathula... nee oru vayasulerundhu...tamil mattum illama.. puriyudho illayo matha language heriones ellaraiyum paathu jollu vida aarambichu..innum adhu mudinja paada illanu solla varey... neee thirundha innoru jenmam podhumaaa???
tata
sukku

Friday, January 27, 2006 2:49:00 AM  
Blogger silverine said...

@jagan: that was a compliment :)

Friday, January 27, 2006 8:42:00 AM  
Blogger Shiv said...

Hey Jagan...Nice post there...so u getting married...dei..atleast oru formality kkagavaathu enna kalyaanathukku koopdu da..anyway me gonna convey this gud news to DV..*Wink* He wud be too happy to know he is not alone..Again *Wink*

Friday, January 27, 2006 9:44:00 AM  
Blogger Hell's Angel said...

unaku romba periya manasa..ivlo gals'ku edam kudukra.. if u r expecting such qualities in a gal.. then u have 2 get married atleast 10times..

Friday, January 27, 2006 10:27:00 AM  
Blogger Dreamvendor said...

This point is super cool! *cheers*

The above 6 points can be overlooked if her dad is stinking rich .I guess no more explaination is needed .

:D

Friday, January 27, 2006 12:32:00 PM  
Blogger Mind Curry said...

sonali bendre...you said it man! what about katrina kaif? lol..funny post.

Saturday, January 28, 2006 3:12:00 PM  
Blogger Vinesh said...

Aaduna Silk-u
Paaduna Revadhi
Oduna Kushbu..
Paduththaa...

Haha, enna UzhaippaaLi Rajni maadhri list idhu?

Cute ones though..:-)

Saturday, January 28, 2006 9:50:00 PM  
Blogger kaushik said...

hi: its my first visit to your blog and i really liked it. well, to say the least, yours was a refreshing style after some stero-type eight points that i have read on many blogs. if it was juhi for you, i was bowled over by preity zinta in dil se. and that bru advert is really great!!

Sunday, January 29, 2006 10:43:00 PM  
Blogger visithra said...

Happy Birthday Appu ;)

Monday, January 30, 2006 6:21:00 PM  
Blogger priya said...

gift venuuma machi??
wat abt pinja seruppu??
U.S ku parcel pannatta?? ;)

..p..

Monday, January 30, 2006 6:51:00 PM  
Blogger Jeevan said...

Wish you a many more Happy Writens of the Day da. :)

Monday, January 30, 2006 9:56:00 PM  
Blogger Yours Truly said...

Belated Birthday wishes Jagan. Have a wonderful year ahead:)
And treeeeaaat!!!!

Tuesday, January 31, 2006 10:18:00 AM  
Blogger Jagan said...

@sukhanya - nanga ethana jenmam eduthalum therintha porathu illai :d

@silverine - danks ..wen r u starting ur advertising company ?

@shiv - halo ...kalyanama ..ennakka ? chance eh illai

Tuesday, January 31, 2006 12:12:00 PM  
Blogger Jagan said...

@hells angel - yup ..am ready for it ;-)

@dreamvendor- danks machi ..i guess u too think in same lines .

@mind curry - ofc ..katrina kaif is ther in the list . these buggers hav put the rule tht u must list 8 points ..so if i include my other dream girls , the list goes on .

Tuesday, January 31, 2006 12:17:00 PM  
Blogger Jagan said...

@vinesh - machi...ennale verum list thaaan poda mudiyum da ...vera enna panurathu ..

@kaushik - welcome here dude ..and hey i missed preity zinda ...i liked her in the perk ad .

@visthra - not my bday machi ...too early :-) ..

Tuesday, January 31, 2006 12:20:00 PM  
Blogger Jagan said...

@priya - ni overa pesurey ..apporam paru feel panna pora ..

@jeevan - its not my bday ..i had written a comment on visithra's post :d

@yours truly - illa ..illai ennoda bday january le illai :d

Tuesday, January 31, 2006 12:25:00 PM  
Blogger Vamsee said...

GOOD 8 Points! I am tagged for the same topic by ANC. your list is quite impressive!:)

Tuesday, January 31, 2006 12:46:00 PM  
Blogger WA said...

Jagan, birthday illenaa poittu pogudhu vidu. But Treat enge? Eppo? :D

Tuesday, January 31, 2006 2:13:00 PM  
Blogger Slice Of Life said...

good choices....brahma kitta solli vacha manufacture pannuvaru
ha ha

Tuesday, January 31, 2006 8:17:00 PM  
Blogger Jagan said...

@vamsee - thanks ...am waiting to read ur post on this :d-)

@wicked angel - bday illai thaan but i am waiting for my gifts :-)

@chennai pages - ayyo ..i cant wait that long :-)

Wednesday, February 01, 2006 10:24:00 AM  
Blogger Vivek said...

mapi..
kalakkita da mappla..n btw thnx for not taggin any1...:D

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Blogger Shiv Shankar said...

Looks like you have a new profession in hand author of the best seller "how to madichify a girl in 7 days ??"by Jagan partha

Wednesday, February 08, 2006 12:19:00 PM  
Blogger Jagan said...

@me a rebel - danks ba ..

@shivshankar - ethu nalla idea va irrukkey ? ofc , i may need some help from experts like u :-)

Wednesday, February 08, 2006 6:53:00 PM  
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Ennamo poda!! yengoyoo poitta..Ana nee ennum maralaya. :-)

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