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Saturday, March 04, 2006

Tagged

Tagging is more or less like assignments given during school/college days.So let me post this tag (by silverine ) in similar style .Caution - Working on weekends can have serious effects on a person's ability to think what he is writing .so please be fore warned ....

Aim :
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To create a work of fiction or fact of around 100-200 ( 300-400 will do too)words using these words: I, me, blowjob, grapes, random, power, loneliness, water, robot, and blue.

Steps to be followed :
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1)Intialize varibles ,one varible (keywordVarible) containing the keywords like I , Me ..etc and other(fillerVariable) containing filler words like is,the,being etc .
2)Write a Procedure Pick_Random_Value to pick random values from KeywordVariable and from fillerVariable .
3)Form statements from the values returned from the above Procedure.
4)Print the above sentence n the screen.

Flowchart:
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I have given this work to a first year junior . He has not yet drawn the flowchart .So I will put this up later.

Pseudo Code:
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Initialize Varibles:
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Set keywordVarible {
I ,Me , blowjob,grapes,random,power,loneliness,water,robot,blue
}

Set fillerVariable {
is,being,brain,want,has,got,will .......
}

Procedures :
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Proc Pick_Random_Value {
return ($random_value_from_keywordVariable ,$random_value_from_fillerVariable) ;
}

Proc Main {
While { $not_all_keywords_used } {
Set values Pick_Random_value
set sentences form_sentences $values
Print $sentences
}
}

Output:
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The excecution of the above program gave the ouput:

I want a blowjob .
It could be great if someone gives me a blowjob.
I dont know what grapes has to do with blowjob.
Brain has power to think about random topics but why not just talk about blowjob ?
Blowjob will surely make you get rid of loneliness..
........blowjob....
..........blow job...
......blowjob...
......blowjob...
Ctrl^C
....blowjob..
..blowjob...

Observation :
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On running the program , the CPU hit 100% and the memory usage reach high . The program ran in continuous loop and couldn't be terminated using ctrl^c also .The program seemed to have special liking to one particular word .

Teacher's remark :
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Silverine maam ..please fill up the remarks section and also let me know how much I scored :-)

posted by Jagan at Saturday, March 04, 2006

32 Comments:

Blogger silverine said...

Teachers remarks,

After careful scrutinising of the assigned projet it is observed that the student Mr. Jagan has apparently used a Story Software which obviously had some bugs and hence led to the malfunctioning of the CPU and the student :|

ha ha That was a cheeky way to get out this tag Jagan :p

Saturday, March 04, 2006 3:44:00 PM  
Blogger ada-paavi!!!! said...

dei u sure CPU hit 100% memory usage? or was it the programmer who hit 100% memory usage?

Saturday, March 04, 2006 4:11:00 PM  
Blogger Hell's Angel said...

wat crap is this ??is something wrong with u?ore codings dhaan post'la..cricket ball un mandayala patrutha??

Saturday, March 04, 2006 7:07:00 PM  
Blogger Jo said...

LOL!!!

Saturday, March 04, 2006 11:54:00 PM  
Blogger Lavanya said...

No Comments! (Yes,I just logged in to say that)

Sunday, March 05, 2006 12:15:00 AM  
Blogger Eclectic Blogger said...

seems like appropriate keywords are repetitive in ur post.. neraya google-search vazhiya hits varum machi ;-)

Sunday, March 05, 2006 6:09:00 AM  
Blogger shruti said...

That was innovative and interesting and made me laugh .Good attempt.

Sunday, March 05, 2006 11:36:00 AM  
Blogger Jeevan said...

nice tag, but ennaku suthama puriyala da.

Sunday, March 05, 2006 4:48:00 PM  
Blogger RandomThoughts said...

Jagan! I sure am not Computer savy,aana konjum puriyum.

Aana inda post suthame puriliye!
Irundha confidence kooda po iduchi!


Rashmi.

Sunday, March 05, 2006 6:40:00 PM  
Blogger My days(Gops) said...

maams,
ennomo eludhi irruka nu theriudhu but ennanu thaan theriala....
its ok

Sunday, March 05, 2006 9:37:00 PM  
Blogger priya said...

naan lab le mulikkurathu podhadhu nu nee veara coding eluthi vachirukke!!!

Grrrrrrr....!!!!!!!!!!

..p..

Sunday, March 05, 2006 9:44:00 PM  
Blogger Deepti said...

lol!!! ur crazy!!!! :) :)

Monday, March 06, 2006 1:30:00 PM  
Blogger Vinesh said...

adangokkamakaa!!:-D

Monday, March 06, 2006 5:55:00 PM  
Blogger DaldaDappa and Proud said...

hahaha...paa clever for once...eppadi ithu! ;) soo sneaky...but didnt it take more time and effort? lol...

Monday, March 06, 2006 6:44:00 PM  
Blogger Usha said...

yet another tag post :( aana interesting answer :) Silverine-a kelunga, syntax kutrama logic kutrama-nu ;)

Monday, March 06, 2006 9:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Bindu said...

U and ur coding!!!!
meaning puriyaaama naan dictionary vera poi paaathan...
enna koduma da idhu!!!

Monday, March 06, 2006 10:45:00 PM  
Blogger kuttichuvaru said...

ha ha... nice tag, huh??

LOL @ bindu: dictionary paarthathu...

Tuesday, March 07, 2006 12:05:00 AM  
Blogger ashok said...

jagan...cant expect anything less from u...LOL

just curious what was bindu searching in the dictonary!

Tuesday, March 07, 2006 1:09:00 PM  
Blogger Pratap said...

ippo puriyudhu, nee yen office layey irukka nnu.
i also have the same question.what did Bindu look for in dictionary??

Wednesday, March 08, 2006 3:20:00 AM  
Blogger kuttichuvaru said...

machi, u hav been tagged for IWD.. chk out my blog!!

Wednesday, March 08, 2006 9:15:00 PM  
Blogger Jagan said...

@silverine - Me ,being such an obedient fellow , finished the assignment well within time . and u called me a cheat .

@ada pavi - ellam onnu thaan da ..freeya vidu ..

@hell's angel - entha post chinna kozhanthai ku ellam puriyathu .

Thursday, March 09, 2006 1:24:00 PM  
Blogger Jagan said...

@jo - :-))

@lavanya - he he.

@eclectic bloger- athy athey ...ppl who come here thru google's search will definitely be disappointed da .

Thursday, March 09, 2006 1:25:00 PM  
Blogger Jagan said...

@shruti - danks ..danks ..welcome here .

@jeevan - freeya vidu machi ..ethu ellam chinna pasangalukku illai ;-)

@RA - dei ..entha post puriyathukku computer knowledge thevai illai da ..konjam general knowledge thevai da ..ni ellam vazhkai le enna sathikka poriyo theriyala.

Thursday, March 09, 2006 1:32:00 PM  
Blogger Jagan said...

@my_days_are... - ayyo...rombha innocent ah ninga ?

@priya- exam results enna achu ? puttukicha ?

@deepti - he he ..thts my default parameter ;-)

Thursday, March 09, 2006 1:33:00 PM  
Blogger Jagan said...

@vinesh - y..did u also think in the same way ?

@preethi - it didnt take much effort bcos i am used to writing codes and all crap .

@usha - vango ..vango ..teacher kitta pottu thariya ?

Thursday, March 09, 2006 1:35:00 PM  
Blogger Jagan said...

@bindu - ethukku ni meaning vera pathiya ? ha ha .am rolling here ..

@kuttichuvuru - enna pannurahtu ..sela perukku General Knowledge suthama illai.

@ashok- danks ..i have asked bindu to explain abt it ..

Thursday, March 09, 2006 1:38:00 PM  
Blogger Jagan said...

@pratap - dei mango ..long time no hear from u da ..and as i mentioned , i ahv asked bindu to explain .

@kutttichuvuru --podangaaaaaaaa

Thursday, March 09, 2006 1:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Bindu said...

mannaankatti!!!

Me and my curiosity!! adapaavigala!! irundha konja nanja innocence kooda kedutheenteengale!!

Indha postkku oru teacher!!
write panna oru student!!
adhukku comment panna evlo peru..
idhula commentskku doubt veraya!!!

Karthaaavaeee!!!

aunty, where are you? I want to tell a lot about this son of yours!!!

Thursday, March 09, 2006 2:34:00 PM  
Blogger Jagan said...

@bindu - ha ha ..am laughing like crazy ...

and wht will u tell my mom ? tell her that u searched for the meaning ah ?

Thursday, March 09, 2006 3:32:00 PM  
Anonymous ashok said...

jegan...still the doubt continues...bindu didnt explain what she searched and what she found!!!

Thursday, March 09, 2006 5:48:00 PM  
Blogger Random Access said...

Kammunaati, that was random thoughts da, not Random Access. Moolai full a adhaye nenachu yengina adhaan :P

Get ur mind straight, and get rid of tags, will do u good :P

Random Access
The search has just begun !!!

Monday, March 13, 2006 11:03:00 PM  
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Friday, September 15, 2006 12:03:00 PM  

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