Perfect lover .....damn

Too many pending tags to post ....I have few pending tags by Jaggu Chetah (which will have to wait ) but I decided to post on the tag by trinity angel because it is about the perfect lover . ..now isnt that something to think about ?

All these years I have not thought about the 8 different points about the perfect lover (dai , pervert dogs ...dont imagine any crap now ) .What I am trying to say is that every girl is beautiful in her own ways (I can hear claps by the same group which clapped in silverine's post ;)) . And I dont want to show any discrimination .So I try to give equal chances to all girls and , of course , I am so generous that I allocate room in my heart for every girl .This means every girl is special to me ,which, in turn means that I havent thought about what I am looking for in my perfect lover.Enough of the $h!t ...lets get on with the game...

Rules of the game are...

1. The tagged victim has to come up with 8 different points of their perfect lover.
2. Need to mention the sex of the target.
3. Tag 8 victims to join this game & leave a comment on their comments saying they’ve been tagged.
4. If tagged the 2nd time, there’s no need to post again.

Sex of the target :
gujilies a.k.a figures a.ka.girls

Since words fail me when I try to describe my perfect lover , I will use names of personalities,characters and other attributes ( I meant this in a software engineer's language ) to describe her.

• Remember Bhagyashree in Main Pyar Kiya and Juhi Chawla in Qayamat Se Qayamat tak ? These movies must have been released when I was in kindergarden or in 1st std.I think I was in love with these 2 women .Since first love is something we cant forget , I could prefer my girl to be in line with these ladies .(Note - I didnt like Juhi in any other movie .From now on if mention a movie name , it means I liked the actress in that movie and as that particular character only and her presence in any other movie as any other character has no impact on me ) .
• I have been in love with Sonali Bendre many a times .So shades of Sonali Bendre needed in my perfect lover :D.
• Amala in Agninatchatiram (Tamil ) and Siva (Telugu ) .I fell for her when she said her name as oru li , rendu li ..anju li ( in agninatchatiram ) .I envy Nagarjun ..because he got to marry her ...the only reason being I was a very small kid then :(( .
  
• Amrita Rao trys to tell her dad about her boy friend Sagar but she ends up asking if her dad needs more sugar in coffee.This Bru ad left me dreaming about her .So Amrita rao can become my girlfriend if she tries a bit hard ;)
  
• Genelia D'Souza in boys ( Tamil ) ..Now ..Witchyangel , tamilponnu and all others ..keep away from commenting anything nasty about her ...Shes super cute ponnu :) .
• Asin - Isnt she a goddess ? Ghazini (Tamil) is the movie that had guys going crazy about her .I am sure some guy is going to build a temple for her ....Isnt this the trend in Tamil Nadu now ?
• The above 6 points can be overlooked if her dad is stinking rich .I guess no more explaination is needed .
• If she has a beautiful younger unmarried sister , then she has more chances of being my girl (I am referring to the elder one here ) :).

So the 8 points are done ...But wait guys ..let me tell you something - As I said earlier every girl is beautiful in her own ways and no girl is perfect ( I am not saying guys are perfect either ) .All that it matters is how perfect you are as couples and not how perfect you are as individuals (Silverine ..u still clapping ?? ) .You guys got the message ?

As the universal truth aplies here too , the advice (as in the above paragraph ) is meant only for others and not me .So if you find any girl who matches the above 8 conditions please let me know :)

I am not tagging anyone here......

Biggest joke

I love playing practical jokes and I have also been on the receiving end .I understand that not everyone can stand practical jokes .Its perfectly fine .But can you imagine a joke which is big enough to get national level attention .. ? na..on second thoughts , the whole world may be laughing at this joke.

And I was thinking that only I got junk people as my friends who enjoy pulling off such jokes .Oh my god ...the Americans have such a good sense of humour .You got to appreciate it .I was rolling on the ground when I saw this . I know that this was done to honour a past President .But it looks more of a joke than honouring a previous President .

Now ...if you are still wondering what I am talking about ...I am talking about George Bush center for intelligence .Come on man .....George Bush is to intelligence what Sunil shetty/Ayesha takia is to acting, Ganguly is to scoring runs , Rakhi Sawant is to fully dressed or nayanthara is to beauty . (I am not making any statement about Jothika )

Fire alarms again !!!

The fire alarms went off this time .No..no..definitely it wasnt because of my cooking .And it didnt happen in my apartment.It happened in my office .Again you are wrong ...no ..no ..there are no hot babes in my office ;) .My company is a kutti company with no 'kutti's in it .Athu ennavo theriyala , enna mayam-oh theriyala , whichever office I go to , there are no babes...nadu nadu le maney , theney ,abirami ,sivakami add pannikonga .This is the reason why I like Chennai and Bangalore ..freaking so damn close to kerala-thu pen kutti-s .

Ogay , coming to the matter . This guy has also come here from India for a short trip .On that fateful day , he had forgotten to bring his access card and therefore was waiting outside for someone to open the doors of the office. Like all engineers , he is a pretty curious chap and so was meddling with some stuffs near the door . The problem is , he is a software guy .And like rest of us , he is equally good at messing up with things.He realised this when small lights , kept on the walls at regular interval , started flashing .He could also hear sounds (athu thaan ba ..namma ooru le sangu vuthura mathiri oru effect ..ethule savvu melam effect also imagine plz).It sounded like music played in funerals.The fire engine arrived and they evacuatated everyone in office and in few minutes time they came out and said that someone had pushed the fire alarm .It was a false call and they realised that someone had did something to the fire alarm.The hero of the story realized his mistake and apologised .He was given a small lecture and was left nursing the embarrasment.That was the fortunate part .Now , we got such a good chance to have fun and you think we will leave it here ..NEVER .....

We told him how people are punished for doing such things.We told him that he may have to pay a hefty fine and also since his actions were recorded through the video camera installed near the door, he may end up in jail . The color of his face drained and he was totally shaken .He even thought of returning back to India in the very next flight .And all this time , we were laughing at him (of course behind him. ) .Imagine the scene - 'two of us talking to him and telling him about the consequences while the others are laughing behind the scene.After sometime ,the first two are replaced by some other two and the first two join others to laugh' .

We werent satisfied with the fun and we wanted more ,so some more processing was done in the background and he ended up getting a call from the Admin dept. He was just told what not to do with fire alarms and when he can touch them . But of course, there were some extra fittings in the lecture which shook this guy totally . And when he came out after the meeting was over , his expressions were so damn funny .Man...I havent laughed so hard in recent times.

We did feel sorry for him and later consoled him and told him the truth .That guy doesnt believe us and he still is scared !!!

Britishers divided us ?

The common belief is that the "Divide and rule" policy of England has divided us into 3 nations (India , Pakistan and Bangladesh ) .And not only that , this policy has its effect even in today's society (...of course it is still used by politicians).

All this is fine .But I had like to question the fact that England divided us into 3 different countries. Dont you think they actually united us NOT divided us.Let me explain - India was ruled by many small kings and no kingdom was big enough compared to the present India .Lets not go to the successful days of mughals or other empires .Lets talk about 18th century on (I know that East India company was established in 1600) . These small kingdoms could have been fighting with each other and do you think these kingdoms could have united to form one big nation? Not just these small kingdoms divided us , there were other factors too .For eg: Language , religion , caste ..these could have further divided India into smaller nations . The only point that united us was that we were under British rule and the Indenpendence movement got us together . It brought us "one nation" feeling..so much so that Britishers had to use "divide and rule" policy .
So I would say that the present 3 nations in the Indian sub-continent are actually collection of smaller kingdoms rather than division of one big nation.Whats ur say ?

Heights of creativity

Well...my cooking experiment is still on. The below mentioned dishes are not yet patented/copyrighted because I believe in "open source" stuffs... and also the best things in life comes free :) (eppadi namma philosophical touch ? ) ....Oggie , lets go to matter....I mean dishes

• Apple Sambhar - You could have heard about carrot or drumstick sambhar . But we made apple sambhar .The reason - we had invited a friend for dinner and we didnt want to serve him plain sambhar .And we didnt have any vegetables. The only thing we had was apple and we cut it and put it into sambhar.The friend who had come over thought it was pumpkin or something :)) .
• Beer dosai - The more you are drunk , the more you will do crazy stuffs to get yourself more drunk .This is the second law of Drinking beer. The first one I forgot .The third law being you forget what you said when you are drunk . Seri..seri...We added beer to the Dosa platter and made yummy dosas.When you can have liquor chocs , then why not liquor Dosas ?

Neways , happy new year ppl.Let me Know how you spend your new year eve :) .....